A novel way to carry concealed

[VegasSMG]

500-pound inmate hid gun in his flab
Houston Police Department / AP
updated 1:22 a.m. PT, Sat., Aug 8, 2009

HOUSTON - An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden in his rolls of fat. Three separate body searches failed to locate 9mm pistol, officials say.

George Vera, 25, was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol.

The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon.

Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

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[JimBianchi]

I saw this story last week and was shocked that the police did such a bad job of searching him.

Surprised no one got canned for it.

I have searched some big fat dudes in my time (biggest was about 450 and more rolls than a thanksgiving dinner!) and while it ain't fun, it still got to be done right.

We had popped a big old girl one night for fighting and we had no females on duty and the local PD had no females either, so we had to find a female to do the search. I was ADAF, so we pulled an ER nurse from the base hospital who we all knew would be game. She did a great job, while we watched and advised. Nasty stuff, but it's got to be done.

[JFComfort]

gross...

[VegasSMG]

I have searched some big fat dudes in my time (biggest was about 450 and more rolls than a thanksgiving dinner...!)

Now THAT'S some funny stuff! Disgusting, but funny.

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[kyle the cannoli]

hahahahaha